- Identity: bi nb (she/they/it)
- Age: 37 yrs/ 17 sweeps
- Height: 5'11
- Qrk: vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
sentences between teeth
- Handle: gutturalNookblaster [GN]
- Lusus: n/a
- Hive: hideout in the sewers
- Strife: jawkind
- Moon: prospit
- God Tier: rook of mind
- Job: performance artist
- Synonyms: maverick, calculating, realist, virtually fearless, goes too far, fucks, distant, vulgar
- Hobbies: biology, hematology, acrobatics, contorsion, aquascaping, hydroponics
- Symbol: contradiction
- 2 (entire soundtrack is myxophcore)
Former example factory worker turned immortal vampire after a fateful conveyor belt incident. Using their immortality to perfect their water-garden.
Myxoph was hatched pre-Tercut-ascension and was placed under stasis for attacks against the empire. Their immortality was the only thing that let them survive said stasis technology.
- theque - matesprit. you're pulling some troll edward cullen shit w/ this bitch. but without the gross age gap and heavy mormon overtones. you'd happily have a gross freak of nature kid w/ her if your species had any concept of that.
- pyuker - auspistice. somehow always ready to help you with whatever paranormal misadventure you've conjured up. you break into his office at odd hours to check on them.
- churis - auspistice. douche. but affectionately. you have a constant IM argument channel. dedicated. one hand asking you what you need from the store other one cussing you out.
- callyx - you've heard of her more than you've heard from her. the tales you've been told. and some explosion she set off when you were at Caz's
- ixychu - lets check what you have in common uhhhh. theque? theque. you feel like the two of you could be a strategic powerhouse in some world-end situation.
- meffer - has an astute comprehension of aquatic flora. you love talking shop.
- guy - agent. you guess? most of your business meetings involve getting smashed in his apartment.
- zipper - its complicated. possible kismesis. but honestly? you're just trying not to have to be in another clover quadrant.
- menkel - fuuuuuuuuck this guy. always getting on your case when he's around. you make sure you only see him when he's with Guy because he's too busy being gay to notice you.
- armosas - pyukers brothers in arms. they actually respond to your idle rambling which fucks.
- caszra - theque has the two of you playing mario party bimonthly. her landscaping is pretty choice.
- ryphus - gives you free snacks in the wild. thought you were a coyote at first.
- trixie - douuche. baaaaag. you really wanna know what tyrian blood tastes like, unrelated thought.
- kyutie - your rival cryptid. which you started being angry at as a joke but now you're actually mad. possible kismesis.